Witnessed this 2 days ago in my coffee village:
Very senior male driver, head down & using his L forearm on the wheel to help him sit upright - attempted to back his Crown Vic in - & parallel park.
Problem #1: a small sedan was already parked in the space.
#2: as he angled in, his right rear corner contacted the left headlight of the parked car
#3: not understanding why his car was stopped - he accelerated - squealing his tires - and
drove the parked car backwards & sideways, up onto the sidewalk
#4: a young boy was exiting the parked car from the right rear door - and was flung backwards into me when struck by his open door.*
Fortunately youngsters are flexible - and he was sort of ATTGAT'd in a heavy coat with hood up.
While we were taking care of the boy & his mother (lots of wailing from both) - the old guy drove off.....but a pedestrian got him on cell video!
It could have been much worse, as the mother had just walked around the front of her car.
* yeah, I was taking a photo when the kid rolled into me
20 mins later, on my ride home, a 35 yr old female rocketed past me, illegally. Just seconds later she crested a hill & tore off the nose of a Jeep with her Accord projectile at a stop sign. I parked my Piaggio, did my Army medic thing with the drivers. No injuries.
At my limit with stupid drivers for one morning - I revisited the lady sitting in her Accord, sideways in the ditch and farm fence ---- locked eyes with her and shook my head at her stupidity.
Waited on my scooter, then gave the deputy my input on her speed and lane behavior.
Fish