how to REALLY tell a Harley from a Hoover

[flyingzonker]

The rule about the dirtbag on the top is pretty reliable, but not foolproof. I have a found a method of Harley detection that never fails: Ride past the suspicious device on a scooter--the smaller the better--and wave. If it waves back, its a Hoover.

[you you]

The rule about the dirtbag on the top is pretty reliable, but not foolproof. I have a found a method of Harley detection that never fails: Ride past the suspicious device on a scooter--the smaller the better--and wave. If it waves back, its a Hoover.

Don't wave unless you are carrying a cork.

And it's a vacuum cleaner. Hoover was your cross dresser.

[flyingzonker]

The rule about the dirtbag on the top is pretty reliable, but not foolproof. I have a found a method of Harley detection that never fails: Ride past the suspicious device on a scooter--the smaller the better--and wave. If it waves back, its a Hoover.

Don't wave unless you are carrying a cork.

And it's a vacuum cleaner. Hoover was your cross dresser.

A cork?

Cross dresser? Hoover? No quite. He wasn't gay
In that way.

[flyingzonker]

The rule about the dirtbag on the top is pretty reliable, but not foolproof. I have a found a method of Harley detection that never fails: Ride past the suspicious device on a scooter--the smaller the better--and wave. If it waves back, its a Hoover.

Don't wave unless you are carrying a cork.

And it's a vacuum cleaner. Hoover was your cross dresser.

A cork?

Cross dresser? Hoover? Not quite. He wasn't gay
in a femmie kind of way.

[you you]

The rule about the dirtbag on the top is pretty reliable, but not foolproof. I have a found a method of Harley detection that never fails: Ride past the suspicious device on a scooter--the smaller the better--and wave. If it waves back, its a Hoover.

Don't wave unless you are carrying a cork.

And it's a vacuum cleaner. Hoover was your cross dresser.

A cork?

Cross dresser? Hoover? No quite. He wasn't gay
In that way.

I didn't say gay.

[Eiron]

Don't wave unless you are carrying a cork.
And it's a vacuum cleaner. Hoover was your cross dresser.

Don't forget that we've had two Hoovers over here.
Herbert was our 31st President (1929-1933), while J. Edgar was director of the FBI (1924-1972) and, now famously, discovered to be a cross-dresser.

I, too, missed the reference to "carrying a cork".