I the most fun I had was buying groceries. I kept my hi-viz jacket on while running inside to buy some items. At checkout the clerk would always ask if I was riding a motorcycle. I would say, "Well, it is a scooter that looks like a motorcycle."
Invariably they would ask how I was going to be able to carry all those groceries. I would just smile. They could see my scooter from their cash register as I would walk out and stuff bags here and there in the bike, put on my helmet, and ride away.

Since my house is not too far from the stores I would drop those groceries off and head to another store, with the same questions.
...and then my wife, who was on the road with friends, sent me a text to inquire if I was going to go riding after going to the store.

My reply: Already done.. Am still riding.