Page 1 of 2
dip sticks...
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:39 pm
by homie
I have a bunch of these if anyone wants one
Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:53 pm
by Limey
Methinks I'll check the date!

Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 6:08 pm
by homie
Well don't be so quick to dismiss Limey

what if displacing the oil just circulates less oil more often... hummm what about that Mr. Fung?
Cheap skates love em so buy one today!
Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:09 pm
by you you

very good

Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:19 am
by homie
The above April fools day gag inflatable dipstick has be thinking there is something more here to draft.
What if one was to design something like this for all bikes? Tell me if you boys and girls get this
A float drives an indicator into a window on the grasp... would you buy this if it worked?
Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:50 am
by gn2
Good one.
Dipsticks are so dumb, clearly there's a better solution.

Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:19 pm
by PCX150Rider
Dipsticks are so dumb, clearly there's a better solution.
The crankcase "sight glasses" are really the way to go on motorcycles and scooters IMHO. It not only allows one to note the oil level but also examine the general appearance of the oil to see if it's looking ugly or is getting any water contamination (streaks of light color) from too many brief startups or not allowing the engine to run long enough to get up to operating temperature and let evaporation do it's thing.

Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:29 pm
by PCX150Rider
The above April fools day gag inflatable dipstick has be thinking there is something more here to draft.
What if one was to design something like this for all bikes? Tell me if you boys and girls get this
A float drives an indicator into a window on the grasp... would you buy this if it worked?
Look what Harley has. . .
https://houseofharley.com/harley-davids ... 5-09A.html

Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:39 am
by easyrider
PCX150Rider wrote:The above April fools day gag inflatable dipstick has be thinking there is something more here to draft.
What if one was to design something like this for all bikes? Tell me if you boys and girls get this
A float drives an indicator into a window on the grasp... would you buy this if it worked?
Look what Harley has. . .
https://houseofharley.com/harley-davids ... 5-09A.html

"sucha deal"" 135.00
Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:21 am
by Mel46
Hey, I need one of those. That way I can twist around at a stop light and look down to check the temperature of the oil. But first I have to reach down and press that tiny button with my gloved hand. Yep, sounds like a winner.
Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:29 am
by WhiteNoise
"Final Sale - Non-Returnable"
That's all I'd need to know.
Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:26 am
by homie
I like that eye portal GN! It does make you wonder why we have dip sticks at all. Perhaps since they have to drill an oil fill hole anyway a second one for an eye would put the bike out of my price range
Some things just make you say uh
Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:37 pm
by PCX150Rider
A float drives an indicator into a window on the grasp... would you buy this if it worked?
That concept reminds me of a fuel oil level gauge for a 275 gallon tank. It would probably work as long as the flotation device would drive the indicator bar vertically with no hang ups.
At $14.95 it would probably sell with a ton of reviews and 4 out of 5 stars.
It seems like a more fail-safe gadget than an electric readout product. And if it sticks you can always try putting the PCX up and down on the center stand a few times to jog it loose.

Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:31 pm
by homie
PCX150Rider wrote:It would probably work as long as the flotation device would drive the indicator bar vertically with no hang ups. At $14.95 it would probably sell with a ton of reviews and 4 out of 5 stars.

It seems like a more fail-safe gadget than an electric readout product. And if it sticks you can always try putting the PCX up and down on the center stand a few times to jog it loose.
I think a couple things would aid in fail safe operation... engine vibration and the fact its saturated in oil

I would love to make one but don't have the equipment. Fun to think about and it would boil down design overkill for a functional solution plus be very affordable. One of you boys go run with that and send me a prototype please

I would think the float would give you the most trouble. It needs to connect to the push rod and must be made of a buoyant material that does not degrade from heat or petroleum. If hollow be sealed around the core and still make the connection to the rod. If solid still be buoyant. I can't yet see the float design in my minds eye.
Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:37 pm
by PCX150Rider
It needs to connect to the push rod and must be made of a buoyant material that does not degrade from heat or petroleum. If hollow be sealed around the core and still make the connection to the rod. If solid still be buoyant. I can't yet see the float design in my minds eye.
If it's a "top read" gauge then a spiral type contraption that would rotate as the float rises or sinks would be required. I think I've seen lawn mowers that have this type of gauge in gas tanks.
If it's a "side read" or "section view" gauge then it could just be a float that's hard mounted to the indicator bar or rod in the appropriate location.
Two challenges either way are going to be keeping the gauge mechanically sealed and eliminating any interference in the range of movement.

Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:03 pm
by you you
Why not just live with a dipstick and think about things less?
Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 5:24 pm
by Mel46
No, that would spoil the game. We MUST overthink everything. How about a dip stick like the old pole that had a bell at the top. Squeeze it hard enough and the bell rings...and you get a prize. Hmmm...maybe you can get a smiley face.
Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 5:27 pm
by JohnL
There are dip sticks, and then there are DIPSTICKS

Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:19 pm
by PCX150Rider
Re: dip sticks...
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:43 am
by you you
JohnL wrote:There are dip sticks, and then there are DIPSTICKS

Ive noticed a few.
