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how to REALLY tell a Harley from a Hoover
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 3:07 pm
by flyingzonker
The rule about the dirtbag on the top is pretty reliable, but not foolproof. I have a found a method of Harley detection that never fails: Ride past the suspicious device on a scooter--the smaller the better--and wave. If it waves back, its a Hoover.
Re: how to REALLY tell a Harley from a Hoover
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 5:55 pm
by you you
flyingzonker wrote:The rule about the dirtbag on the top is pretty reliable, but not foolproof. I have a found a method of Harley detection that never fails: Ride past the suspicious device on a scooter--the smaller the better--and wave. If it waves back, its a Hoover.
Don't wave unless you are carrying a cork.
And it's a vacuum cleaner. Hoover was your cross dresser.

Re: how to REALLY tell a Harley from a Hoover
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:53 pm
by flyingzonker
you you wrote:flyingzonker wrote:The rule about the dirtbag on the top is pretty reliable, but not foolproof. I have a found a method of Harley detection that never fails: Ride past the suspicious device on a scooter--the smaller the better--and wave. If it waves back, its a Hoover.
Don't wave unless you are carrying a cork.
And it's a vacuum cleaner. Hoover was your cross dresser.

A cork?
Cross dresser? Hoover? No quite. He wasn't gay
In that way.
Re: how to REALLY tell a Harley from a Hoover
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:54 pm
by flyingzonker
flyingzonker wrote:you you wrote:flyingzonker wrote:The rule about the dirtbag on the top is pretty reliable, but not foolproof. I have a found a method of Harley detection that never fails: Ride past the suspicious device on a scooter--the smaller the better--and wave. If it waves back, its a Hoover.
Don't wave unless you are carrying a cork.
And it's a vacuum cleaner. Hoover was your cross dresser.

A cork?
Cross dresser? Hoover? Not quite. He wasn't gay
in a femmie kind of way.
Re: how to REALLY tell a Harley from a Hoover
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 2:55 am
by you you
flyingzonker wrote:you you wrote:flyingzonker wrote:The rule about the dirtbag on the top is pretty reliable, but not foolproof. I have a found a method of Harley detection that never fails: Ride past the suspicious device on a scooter--the smaller the better--and wave. If it waves back, its a Hoover.
Don't wave unless you are carrying a cork.
And it's a vacuum cleaner. Hoover was your cross dresser.

A cork?
Cross dresser? Hoover? No quite. He wasn't gay
In that way.
I didn't say gay.
Re: how to REALLY tell a Harley from a Hoover
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 8:35 pm
by Eiron
you you wrote:
Don't wave unless you are carrying a cork.
And it's a vacuum cleaner. Hoover was your cross dresser.

Don't forget that we've had two Hoovers over here.
Herbert was our 31st President (1929-1933), while J. Edgar was director of the FBI (1924-1972) and, now famously, discovered to be a cross-dresser.
I, too, missed the reference to "carrying a cork".
