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Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 8:47 am
by Old Grinner
It's Sunday....got this?
Wow . . . makes me think of the James Bond car with the ejector seat button for the passenger . . . you never know when you'll need one!!! LOL!!!
An old proverb:
Marriages are all happy.
It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble.
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:45 am
by kramnala58
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Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:46 am
by kramnala58
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Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:06 am
by Old Grinner
Alimony - is when two people make a mistake and one of them has to pay for it.
The farmer was asked, "Do you know where Dragon's Milk comes from?".
He replied . . . "Short legged Cows".
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:26 am
by abcdarko
Prostate exam:
Doctor: Don't be disturbed by sudden erection.
Patient: But I am not getting any.
Doctor: Ohh, not you.
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:50 pm
by WhiteNoise
Kids, ya just gotta love 'em! lol
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:00 pm
by WhiteNoise
Remember those days?
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:16 pm
by WhiteNoise
"One of those Nights, one of those Crazy old Nights..."
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and Let's Ride!
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:03 am
by WhiteNoise
Never a moments rest
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:05 pm
by Old Grinner
Marriage Counselor: -- "Why do you say your wife treats you like a dog?".
Client: -- "Well, for one thing, every time I crawl into bed with her she rolls over and plays dead".
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:16 pm
by DAB
Happy microwave
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:42 am
by WhiteNoise
True dat!
^^ Who would'a thought?
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:35 am
by WhiteNoise
Who collects comic books?
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 3:55 pm
by Limey
Sheldon Cooper!
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:23 am
by WhiteNoise
Sunday Ride
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:50 pm
by Old Grinner
Some people just know how to make the world a better place . . ..
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 12:38 pm
by WhiteNoise
Today.....
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 7:42 am
by Old Grinner
Re: Today's Humor
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:49 pm
by relic
This night be a little old, but is a good indication of Canadian humour.
Since the forum seems somewhat slow, thought I would include it.
