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It's Sunday....got this? :lol:
Wow . . . makes me think of the James Bond car with the ejector seat button for the passenger . . . you never know when you'll need one!!! LOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:



An old proverb:

Marriages are all happy.
It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. :roll: ;)
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Alimony - is when two people make a mistake and one of them has to pay for it. o_O

The farmer was asked, "Do you know where Dragon's Milk comes from?".
He replied . . . "Short legged Cows". :lol:
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Prostate exam:
Doctor: Don't be disturbed by sudden erection.
Patient: But I am not getting any.
Doctor: Ohh, not you.
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Kids, ya just gotta love 'em! lol
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Remember those days?
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"One of those Nights, one of those Crazy old Nights..." :lol:
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Never a moments rest :D
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Marriage Counselor: -- "Why do you say your wife treats you like a dog?".

Client: -- "Well, for one thing, every time I crawl into bed with her she rolls over and plays dead". :lol:

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Happy microwave
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True dat! :lol: ^^ Who would'a thought?
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Who collects comic books?
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Sheldon Cooper!
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Beware of restaurants with long lines at the restrooms. :? :o o_O :roll: :cry:
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Some people just know how to make the world a better place . . .. :D

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Today.....
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This night be a little old, but is a good indication of Canadian humour.
Since the forum seems somewhat slow, thought I would include it.
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