Not to Worry!
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:20 pm
In case anyone was concerned that there may be a shortage of stupid drivers in 2018 I can attest to the fact that there certainly is not.
Categories Withstanding:
Those who;
1) Need an invitation to make a left hand turn across a 4 lane road when it would be clearly acceptable by a reasonable person. Hence, by hesitation, another dense block of traffic begins to close on both sides and you may as well order a pizza and have it delivered to your vehicle because there is no way you are going to be home for supper on time.
2) Just go slowly out into the flow of traffic and appear to maintain the perspective that other drivers will surely compensate for their miserly existence by slowing down or veering around them. Once in line. . .or close to it. . .they continue about 15 MPH below the speed limit and soon become in violation of parading without a permit.
3) Will blatantly cut out in front of you at a rotary or round about or start to cross a 4-way intersection before you have completed crossing and make you wonder why you are the one they are yelling at and pointing various displays of sign language.
The abundant supply in 2017 has evidently paid dividends and the thus propelled stupidity into an ever increasing abundance!
So you can rest assured your worries are over.
Categories Withstanding:
Those who;
1) Need an invitation to make a left hand turn across a 4 lane road when it would be clearly acceptable by a reasonable person. Hence, by hesitation, another dense block of traffic begins to close on both sides and you may as well order a pizza and have it delivered to your vehicle because there is no way you are going to be home for supper on time.
2) Just go slowly out into the flow of traffic and appear to maintain the perspective that other drivers will surely compensate for their miserly existence by slowing down or veering around them. Once in line. . .or close to it. . .they continue about 15 MPH below the speed limit and soon become in violation of parading without a permit.
3) Will blatantly cut out in front of you at a rotary or round about or start to cross a 4-way intersection before you have completed crossing and make you wonder why you are the one they are yelling at and pointing various displays of sign language.
The abundant supply in 2017 has evidently paid dividends and the thus propelled stupidity into an ever increasing abundance!
So you can rest assured your worries are over.