Snowing in Spuzzum
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:45 pm
I tried to go to Hell today but I only got as far as Spuzzum before it started snowing. Hells Gate was a couple of hundred meters higher up so I turned around quickly and went down in elevation to Hope where it was raining.
I went to PetroCanada to cash in my $28 million dollar lottery ticket. The nice lady lied to me and I went home broke.
I got delayed by a coupon for $1 extra large double double Dark coffee at Tim Hortons. I did not win a car today either on the Roll Up The Rim. I did get a free sample of Dark coffee as a consolation prize.
Drinking coffee while on the Honda Forza in the winter is a dumb idea. I had to pee in the ditch in Spuzzum. Gloves, rubber gloves, helmet, jacket zipper, rain layer zipper, vest zipper, armour pants belt & zipper, rain layer belt & zipper, jeans belt & zipper, untuck sweat shirt, untuck shirt, untuck tee shirt, untuck under shirt, long under wear layer 1, long underwear layer 2, underpants and then due to the cold I could not find it, piss all over everything and then reverse the process in the correct order after a few tries.
Sorry, 5 cups of coffee, gotta go.
I went to PetroCanada to cash in my $28 million dollar lottery ticket. The nice lady lied to me and I went home broke.
I got delayed by a coupon for $1 extra large double double Dark coffee at Tim Hortons. I did not win a car today either on the Roll Up The Rim. I did get a free sample of Dark coffee as a consolation prize.
Drinking coffee while on the Honda Forza in the winter is a dumb idea. I had to pee in the ditch in Spuzzum. Gloves, rubber gloves, helmet, jacket zipper, rain layer zipper, vest zipper, armour pants belt & zipper, rain layer belt & zipper, jeans belt & zipper, untuck sweat shirt, untuck shirt, untuck tee shirt, untuck under shirt, long under wear layer 1, long underwear layer 2, underpants and then due to the cold I could not find it, piss all over everything and then reverse the process in the correct order after a few tries.
Sorry, 5 cups of coffee, gotta go.