Chief say's....

[homie]

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"don't forget tonights PowerBall lotto drawing... its the big one"

[tbln930]

Hey she is kind of cute. :-) Not bad for a Hoosier.

[homie]

Hey she is kind of cute. :-) Not bad for a Hoosier.

Chief say he has squaw make um good T-pee.

Hey in my stupid state you have to disclose to the public who you are if you win large jackpots so you'll have little time to skip town before all scammers, beggars and loser family members swoop down on you. Is that the most bizarre law you have ever heard of?

[tbln930]

We're coming for you but Rahm will be ahead of us.

[homie]

This law insures deadbeat dads, tax evaders and people owing parking tickets pay up. You have to know winning a lotto in Illinois is a full time job and brings as much hell as heaven LOL.

[homie]

Three very lucky smucks in three different states split the 1.6 billion. Approximately 300mil each after taxes and one was down in PigglyWiggly land Florida! Hope it was one of you scooter bums

[WhiteNoise]

^^ Florida!! Geez and I bet the winner bought his tic at Publix! Dang, I miss Publix! I could be Rich now. We could be riding new machines across the divide (where's that anywho?)

Quick story homie and hooligan's (ok, not so quick )

Before I moved down to Florida in '97, I stayed with my Aunt (rip) in Palm Harbor for a month getting my feet wet so to speak. In the first week she sent me off for groceries. She pointed her finger in all directions (not up, not down) showing me where to go. Hopped in her Ford Taurus (whoa....You mighty mighty Bull ) and set off. Left right left right left, whatever. So lost. Then whilst sitting at a traffic light I looked about and in a shopping plaza brightly lit, bold and larger than life was.....
"P U B I X"
What?!
P U B I X !!
What?!
You had to be there! Honestly. Funny? I Laughed my Arse off!! ....."All By Myself"

(The letter L in Publix was not lit. I bet some smartarse blew it! His/Her intentions worked! LOL,
Only in America! )