We Pay For Dead Stock
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We Pay For Dead Stock
Scooter buddy from my coffee village drives this truck to the coffee shop a few sunrises a year.
Sign on the other door says "We Sell Quality Processed Meats"
This fellow has a wicked sense of humor and is a village original; he rides a nice old red Honda Reflex, a '51 BMW w/side car or drives one of his 8 or 9 old Toyota Estates (two of which are hand decorated by local elementary art classes)
He says this is a working truck. Has towed several townsfolk in times of need.
Rode my Burgman in today.
Fish
Sign on the other door says "We Sell Quality Processed Meats"
This fellow has a wicked sense of humor and is a village original; he rides a nice old red Honda Reflex, a '51 BMW w/side car or drives one of his 8 or 9 old Toyota Estates (two of which are hand decorated by local elementary art classes)
He says this is a working truck. Has towed several townsfolk in times of need.
Rode my Burgman in today.
Fish
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Top quality
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With such a good truck to play in historical movies
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......one would be, "Sir Tow Mater"
fish, yours is a great pic to place on "Today's Quick Pic!"
fish, yours is a great pic to place on "Today's Quick Pic!"
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Yes, similar to the Mater, just the hood in place )))
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Can someone please explain why anyone would pay to pick up dead animals. I'm not sure I understand the joke. What is a dead cow worth?
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When my wife's horse died seven years ago we paid £300 to get it disposed of and that was mate's rates.
There's definitely money to be made in animal carcass disposal.
There's definitely money to be made in animal carcass disposal.
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homie wrote:Can someone please explain why anyone would pay to pick up dead animals. I'm not sure I understand the joke. What is a dead cow worth?
Not sure if you are being serious or not....
Where do you think the "quality" processed meat comes from?
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They don't make 'em like they used to. . .that's when the tone of a horn meant get the hell outta my way in no uncertain terms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqc6yRIHiW0
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That's you paying to have an animal removed, I get that... heck I paid 400 usd to have a large dog put down and taken but the sign on the truck indicates THEY buy and haul your dead horse. If that's the case ne'er do well's around my parts would shoot your cow at night and wait for the call the next daygn2 wrote:When my wife's horse died seven years ago we paid £300 to get it disposed of and that was mate's rates. There's definitely money to be made in animal carcass disposal.
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Tell me you got the door sign joke so I can sleep easy......?homie wrote:That's you paying to have an animal removed, I get that... heck I paid 400 usd to have a large dog put down and taken but the sign on the truck indicates THEY buy and haul your dead horse. If that's the case ne'er do well's around my parts would shoot your cow at night and wait for the call the next daygn2 wrote:When my wife's horse died seven years ago we paid £300 to get it disposed of and that was mate's rates. There's definitely money to be made in animal carcass disposal.
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nope, I guess I don'tyou you wrote:Tell me you got the door sign joke so I can sleep easy......?
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homie wrote:nope, I guess I don'tyou you wrote:Tell me you got the door sign joke so I can sleep easy......?
The're buying animals that have dropped dead and selling them as quality processed meat.
One side of the truck advertises one service and the other, the other service.
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Thanks for sharing, I feel.....
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WTF! that's not even funny youyou
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It was until I had to explain it.homie wrote: WTF! that's not even funny youyou
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I thought it was hilarious, my kind of humour, but I can usually find a funny side to life. I'm not a big hit at funerals
But I also have a friend who has a "sense of humour bypass", doesn't find anything funny.
Different strokes.
But I also have a friend who has a "sense of humour bypass", doesn't find anything funny.
Different strokes.
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JohnL wrote:I thought it was hilarious, my kind of humour, but I can usually find a funny side to life. I'm not a big hit at funerals
But I also have a friend who has a "sense of humour bypass", doesn't find anything funny.
Different strokes.
Same here